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Attention all units, this is dispatch. We have a 4 Alarm Fire on site at Obscurigami Podcast World HQ. Please proceed immediately to the site using a hand pulled hook and ladder cart. Be advised there is danger of falling rocks in the event of chain failure and advise all units of Random Wikipedia Article conditions. Building contacts are Ben and Thomas firstname.lastname@example.org and Matthew Flight is available with auxiliary rescue equipment.
WARNING Do not stare directly into the sun. Prolonged contact could lead to eye damage. Right? Always use an approved sunscreen. DANGER Ben and Thomas host the Obscurigami podcast which can cause pointless education. Listeners are encouraged to read all Random Wikipedia articles for themselves and cross reference with reliable sources. CAUTION Artwork by Matthew Flight may cause an increase in good taste and lead to an irreversible desire to purchase and frame podcast artwork. IF SUN POISONING OCCURS Please contact your local poison control center and consider downloading more episodes from obscurigami.com or email Ben and Thomas at email@example.com
This podcast has not been evaluated by the Food & Drug Administration
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Hi, this is John Ruffo•. Remember me? No? I'm an at-large criminal wanted by the U.S. Marshals for fraud and money laundering and I don't just like... I LOVE the Obscurigami podcast. Thomas and Ben's episode on me is particularly pointlessly educational, although I have to admit they're clueless as to my actual whereabouts. My favorite part remains the Random Wikipedia Article segment and I continue to be impressed by Matthew Flight's artwork. Definitely recommended listening for those long car rides avoiding law enforcement or for those late nights sleeping in uncomfortable underground bunkers! Thanks guys!
•This letter was received by the editors of this website in late November 2017. We have reason to believe it is not written by Ruffo. If the real Ruffo could please confirm our suspicions by writing to us with his address and a phone number where he can be reached, we would be happy to issue a correction. That email is firstname.lastname@example.org
Good evening, sir and madam! Welcome to the Hotel Obscurigami! Checking in?
Ben and Thomas hope you will enjoy your stay. We have reserved our 'Hotel Amenity Wars' Suite for you. This comes standard with our Random Wikipedia Article bedding package and is luxuriously decorated by designer Matthew Flight, who also illustrates our Podcast Artwork room keys.
Welcome to this trove of forgotten lore– if you hear a tapping upon your chamber door, tis probably just the playback of Obscurigami the audio journal of the obscure.
As each dying ember casts it's ghost upon the floor, join Thomas and Ben for an exploration of one of nature's most stately birds– the Raven of yore– and the residence of a few of the luckiest members of the species in the Tower of London.
And if you are never flitting, yet still sitting, you may also enjoy a Random Wikipedia article or artwork by Matthew Flight to cushion your eyes with it's velvet lining. If you enjoyed it, email email@example.com or visit obscurigami.com. If not, then listen– Nevermore.
How to Tell A Raven From a Crow
Article About the Ravens
BBC Article About Raven Release
Wikipedia Article About the Ravens
Historic-UK Page About the Ravens
Paulne Frommer’s London
City of Ravens by Boria Sax
Account Holder: Obscurigami: An Audio Journal of the Obscure
Account Balance: Currently owing one episode about Alien Abduction Insurance. Payments can be made via our website obscurigami.com or by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org
Policy Coverage includes Random Wikipedia Protection Plan and Matthew Flight Rare Podcast Art Coverage
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I would like an order of Obscurigami please, my usual. For the main course, let’s have Thomas and Ben discussing the TV show Salvage One with, oh I don’t know, some kind of garnish. Medium rare, but not too pink! Then, on the side, let’s have another one of those Random Wikipedia article thingees. Oh! And don’t forget the vintage artwork by Matthew Flight. I’ll have a whole bottle. Send the bill to firstname.lastname@example.org and subscribe in iTunes.
Greetings Chatlanians and Patsaks and noble wearers of both yellow and especially crimson pants! This episode of Obscurigami, the obscure things podcast comes to you from the planet Pluke in the Kin-Dza-Dza galaxy. Be sure to Koo your local Etsilop and purchase a copy of Kin-Dza-Dza for viewing before listening. More randomness to follow via one of the most popular websites online, WIKIPEDIA. This podcast is brought to you by the letter obscurigami.com and by the number email@example.com. And by the Matthew Flight, designer of finely crafted artwürks.
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Music: Milton Arias - Gracias
Once, when Thomas and Ben were sleeping in separate parts of the world, they awoke to discover that they had a shared dream. They imagined in the deep stages of REM that they hosted a podcast called Obscurigami, all about obscure things, and that there was once an obscure thing called OK Soda. They also dreamed about random Wikipedia articles, their website obscurigami.com, and their email address firstname.lastname@example.org. When they awoke, they discovered that the podcast of their dreams could be found on iTunes, Stitcher, and other Podcast Capturing Softwares, and also that Matthew Flight is a Real Artist. They also found a case of OK Soda in each of their respective refrigerators.
This is not a coincidence.
Name of Patient: Obscurigami Podcast Episode #6. Date of Release: MM/DD/YYY. Patient Doctor: Dr’s Benjamin and Thomas. Blood Test: Negative. Fatal Familial Insomnia: Further testing, investigation and discussion required. Please see record of Dr’s Benjamin and Thomas’ research. Random Wikipedia Article: Present in malignant form. Prognosis: Highly Listenable. Patient Contact: email@example.com Doodle on Medical Chart: Matthew Flight
Music by Plushgoolash.
There once were two friends, with lives something lacking
Then late one night they decided on podcasting
Ben and Thomas was how they were named
and Obscurigami burst forth without shame
But soon their joy turned to sorrow
For they found they had to record on the morrow
“Alas for a topic!” cried Ben most sincere
As he munched on the chips and reached for the beer
“Never fear!” responded Thomas with patient guise
“I have inspiration! Now listen, be wise!
"Before you go storming your mind’s empty garrison
"Let me tell you about Benjamin Harrison.”
Ben’s eyes were aglow as Thomas waxed on eloquent
About this obscure President and his secretary’s elopement
“That’s brilliant!” cried Ben, “now what to do?”
“Here you go,” said Thomas, “a random Wikipedia article for you.”
So now my friends, this our show
May it bring peace to your heart and leave it aglow.
However, if not, be sure to complain
firstname.lastname@example.org, I hope that is plain
Art by Matthew Flight: He’s the bomb.
Greetings, well met fellow, Hail! Thou and thy kinsmen art hereby and Heartily welcomed to the most venerable Podcast of Obscurigami! Gentleman Thomas and faithful compatriot Gentleman Ben bid you come Forth and incline thy ear to sounds most unique and loquacious. Imbibe most zealously on news of the modern invention of the Gasoline Turbine engine and it’s myriad of uses in Automotive context. Perchance, afterwards, all shall haphazardly stumble out across the Apoplectic wasteland of Wikipedia. Jolly rejoinders Resound? You may reach us via automatic Post at email@example.com or through obscurigami.com. But who is this that descendeth from yonder Mountain? Tis noble and philosophical artist Matthew Flight bearing the gift of artwork. Forsooth!
Music Credit: "Mr Rabbit“
by Stefan Kartenberg
Obscurigami. Podcast. Ben. Thomas. Yap stones. Obscure. Listenable. Fun for all ages! Random article. Wikipedia. Unpredictable. Obscurigami.com. Email. firstname.lastname@example.org. Contact us. Please. Matthew Flight. Artwork. Learn from helpful links.
Hello STOP Welcome to this Obscurigami podcast STOP In this episode Ben and Thomas have urgent news of a confidence trickster and the nation of Poyais STOP Thomas and Ben also read a Wikipedia article as their wives begin to get annoyed STOP Visit the website for this podcast at obscurigami.com where you can learn absolutely nothing about Killer Whales STOP They are not obscure enough STOP Email podcast hosts at email@example.com with anything but pictures of whales STOP Art by Matthew Flight who is not a whale STOP