There once were two friends, with lives something lacking
Then late one night they decided on podcasting
Ben and Thomas was how they were named
and Obscurigami burst forth without shame
But soon their joy turned to sorrow
For they found they had to record on the morrow
“Alas for a topic!” cried Ben most sincere
As he munched on the chips and reached for the beer
“Never fear!” responded Thomas with patient guise
“I have inspiration! Now listen, be wise!
"Before you go storming your mind’s empty garrison
"Let me tell you about Benjamin Harrison.”
Ben’s eyes were aglow as Thomas waxed on eloquent
About this obscure President and his secretary’s elopement
“That’s brilliant!” cried Ben, “now what to do?”
“Here you go,” said Thomas, “a random Wikipedia article for you.”
So now my friends, this our show
May it bring peace to your heart and leave it aglow.
However, if not, be sure to complain
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Art by Matthew Flight: He’s the bomb.