Hello, HELLO! Welcome to Madman Marvin's Motors! I see you're on the hunt for some cheap, honest transportation. Well, look no further. We have the very best used cars on the market and for zero- ZERO- percent APR- I can get you this lovely previously owned podcast.
This model has leather interior and comes standard with hosts Ben and Thomas. And cupholders! Of course we have a military surplus camel that I'll throw in for no extra charge... Oh! And you'll think I'm crazy but I'll even give you a Random Wikipedia Article and artwork by THE Matthew Flight. Such a deal, amiright?
Well, drop us a line if you're interested firstname.lastname@example.org